South Africa

I know I have other sections with Jo burg and Cape Town but the amount of Monekyshines in this failed once great nation is too much. It shows that niggers can not run a country and destroy everything they touch.

https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/ukrainian-hiker-hout-bay-residents-gather-leave-flowers-at-spot-where-he-was-killed-20190728

Craig Pritchert and Nova Guthrie

  Craig Pritchert and Nova Guthrie were two armed bank robbers. They robbed banks across the western United States from 1997-2000. The heists took place in Oregon, Nevada, Arizona, and Colorado. They got at least 12 banks that authorities know about.
  Craig and Nova were not your typical bank robbers. Craig use to be a college baseball star and Nova was a biology major.
  Pritchard started robbing banks before he met Nova. After college he realized why get a fucking a job and just robbed banks instead. But he eventually got caught in Arizona and served 5 years in the can for it. While in jail instead of bettering and rehabilitating himself for when he got out. He just studied hard at stealing from banks.
  When he got released he met Nova and they started robbing banks together. They studied the banks while before they did their jobs too. Always hitting it at opening or closing time. Nova always stayed outside of the bank with a police scanner and would notify Craig if the pigs were around. With their earnings from the banks they went on trips to ski resorts and other holidays. So these weren't crack heads robbing the local Kwik E mart by no means. After figuring out that they were wanted they fucked off and had only been seen once at a hockey game in Nova Scotia.

Captured- A South African tourist while vacationing in the states seen a wanted poster of Craig and Nova. He told authorities that the 2 were living in Cape Town. Nova was a night club manager and Craig spent most of his time trading stocks on the Internet. They were flown back to the states and sentenced to jail. Nova got 10 years and has since been released and started work as a yoga teacher in Redmond, Washington. Craig got 22 and a half years and is still in jail.

Links
https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Craig_Pritchert_and_Nova_Guthrie
https://unsolved.com/gallery/nova-guthrie-craig-pritchert/
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1441438/Bonnie-and-Clyde-captured-after-six-years-of-high-living.html
http://articles.latimes.com/2004/dec/10/nation/na-bonnie10

Cape Town Problems

https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/pic-know-this-man-police-have-questions-for-him-after-french-woman-was-attacked-in-bo-kaap-20190503

The Guardian ranks Cape Town as the 7th most likely city to get a cap busted in your ass by a negro.

Did you know that almost every 9 minutes a car is stolen in South Africa?

Cape Town murder rate is 65.5 per 100 000 people, double Johannesburg 33.3 per 100 000. Interesting that voters seem to think different.

Scoopwhoop ranks Cape Town as the 5th most probable city to get robbed.

In the whole world.

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Two Cape Town cops killed in one night, firearms taken

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Take this garbage can foos. Us real niggers do not use these devices anyway. We just throw all our garbage on the street. Then we bitch and complain when the white man does not clean it up ASAP.

Let us throw rocks at armored police vehicles. Surely they will damage it and the cops automatic weapons will not harm us.

The residents that live here were too busy working real jobs and helping those in need to fix up their houses.

I assume the nigger above is there to protect the kind driver.

Gangs

Numbers Gang

   Look at these ruthless ugly niggers. They are part of a so called gang in Cape Town called the numbers gang. Their hobbies include smuggling nigger shit into prison, stabbing wardens and guards, and ass raping other inmates. Just to name a few. Since they are niggers I assume they enjoy watermelon and fried chicken also.

  Look at the empty soul less look on there nigger eyes. Probably share a brain cell between the 2 of them.

   Even jungle bunnies much like wiggers that live at their parents house in the suburb. Jungle apes that became pavement apes for some reason idolize the American nigger. It could be jealousy as the American model nigger gets more welfare. Who knows. These niggers call themselves the Americans.

It is unknown if these spooks are deaf or just do not use hearing aids (or can't find anywhere to steal them from). But it appears that these negros are fluent in sign language. Also never forget that in the jungle/desert always wear a toque. It get cold and shit in Aids land.

Johannesburg Problems

Johannesburg, South Africa

https://www.pri.org/stories/2015-01-22/how-many-cows-woman-worth-now-you-can-find-out

Come on Jamal You don't smoke that foo

You guys shit on the ground everywhere, Why the fuck are you fighting over a port-o-shitter?
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Johannesburg's version of the Village People the Slum Niggers

He or she (I get confused on the negro gender.) Painted their face black. That's fucking racist call the South African version of Jessie Jackscoon.

No wonder negros are full of disease.

We do not understand why we are a third world country? Minus the fact that we are kicking whites out and writting on cement in our own areas. Oh yeah those fucking garbage cans, We don't use them we just through bags on the street. Why is no one picking them up? Oh yeah whitey is gone and or sick of cleaning up or failures and shit.
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Dumb Criminals oh well they are niggers what do you expect
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Skills and Trades of Johannesburg

Drummer lady I bet the flies puke when they fly by her vagina.

These niggers stole a police van and uniforms

This slugger wants a MLB career

This nigger buck wants to join his homie up there but wants to be a pitcher in the majors.

This team is interested in him.

Gay Escort. Nigger Buck on the downlow. Since all nigger women are ugly and it is hard to tell the males from the females lots of niggers engage in homosexual acts. They may as well get paid while doing it.

Professional Liquor Tester. Test fine booze from all over the world at one cheap price. A paws discount.

Theater of fine arts. Become a professional Bongo Dancer or join a crew.

Fixing tires

Ice Cream Truck Vendor. Since niggers never invented the wheel and probably never will. Why start now just start selling stolen ice cream in the hot weather. Except for vanilla. It is white so must be racist and is holding the black man down.

House Keeper. One day this Aunt Jemima looking sheboon will work at the local Holiday Inn. We recommend that you still do not keep valuables in the room as she is still in transition.

Religious Preacher

Police Officer/Auto Repair Man. Arrest a nigger then go fix a car.

Future Olympic Track and Field Gold Medalist

This negro going to be a butcher someday. He has a great teacher and that would be this angry negro below. I think the teacher is mad because the younger negro never cleaned the guts off of his knife. That's bad hygiene.

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This negro is an aspiring lumberjack. The black Paul Bunyon of Jo'burg. He only chops people up sometimes. Mainly on days where he is not occupied with chicken and or watermelon.
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I am assuming these fine young gentleman are carpenters heading to work. Look there is a guy with a hammer. And another with a shovel. Oh and look some fellas are bringing wood. They must be going to re fix the houses that other niggers there destroyed. And you can be assured that all those tools were bought legally at a local hardware store.
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He is just a nigger it doesn't mean he is char broiled. I don't think you need the fire extinguisher. Also If a nigger is on fire who would put it out?

Joburg.

Not Much Left To Steal Here

Nothing like a good old bongo party. 2 Nigerians were killed in Joburg. No wonder I have not got anymore emails lately about them having millions if I send them money first.

http://www.thepathwayblog.com/2016/08/crime-two-nigerians-killed-in-south.html

Hi nigger. Bye nigger

Crime-obsessed South Africans have a powerful new weapon with which to stop likely criminals: the car flamethrower.
Casting a man-high fireball, reportedly with no damage to the paint, the Blaster has been placed on 25 South African vehicles since its introduction last month.
At 3,900 rand ($655), it offers a cheap, dramatic defense against carjackers. It has yet to be deemed illegal.
South African courts allow killing if convinced that it's in self-defense. The defense is not unheard of. In last year's 13,000 carjackings, criminals often brandished weapons or used them with little provocation.
The Blaster squirts liquefied gas from a bottle in the automobile's trunk through two nozzles, located under the front doors. The gas is then ignited by an electric spark, with fiery consequences.
Both sides flame at the same time, regardless of whether the attack is coming from just one side of the vehicle, or whether passersby are on the other side. But the breadth and depth of blast can be modified according to individual preference.

Niggers live in filth PERIOD> Fucking Gross

Scoopwhoop ranks JoBurg as the 7th most likely city to be robbed.

In the whole world.